For goodness sake, people, register your domain name! It really doesn’t get any simpler than that.

As reported, well, everywhere, Somebody Bought The Domain Name For Guy Fieri’s Restaurant And Put Up A Ridiculous Fake Menu.

Although apparently the text came from a number of different sources, it was Bryan Mitko (@bryanmitko) who purchased the domain and put up this fantastically hilarious, and yet eerily on the mark, fake menu.

Bon Appetit!

guysamericankitchenandbar.com